Houston 5
Detroit 1
submitted by NeilT
I have to write a recap. I have been waiting for this game for two days. I’ve been thinking, finally, they’re home. That was a horrible road trip and now they’re home.
And I’ve got nothing amusing to say.
August must be the worst month in baseball. August must be the worst month in Houston. August is the cruelest month. It’s brutally hot in Houston. It’s hot in Houston? Global warming is real. Us and the polar bears are all going to die.
So. Recap. This is the most exhausting team I’ve ever watched. This is the best team I’ve ever watched. This is the worst team I’ve ever watched. It’s August. August is the cruelest month.
As part of a group of season ticket holders, I ordered my playoff tickets this week. I hope this team can hold out. I hope the polar bears can hold out.
What a brilliant game. Damn this season is fun.