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I don’t know what happened

Astros 9 A’s 10 W: Doubront, L: Fiers, S: Doolittle GameZone MLB recap I was in San Antonio for the weekend to celebrate my Dad’s 76th birthday (as some of you may know that is quite an accomplishment...

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Astros Take Bats To A Broom Fight

Use long ball to avoid sweep in Oakland. WP: Collin McHugh (16 – 7) LP: Aaron Brooks (1 – 3) submitted by Sphinx Drummond Most Excellent Gamezone BOX The Astros offense took advantage of four homeruns...

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Surprise Surprise, Astros lose another one on the road

Astros 3 Rangers 5 W: Kela (whoever the hell he is), L: Harris, S: Tolleson Box Rangers are leading the season series 9-4. Unbelievable. Seriously, unbelievable. Not only did we have to suffer the...

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Travel Teams

Astros 3 A’s 4 I’ve been thinking a lot about genealogy. You probably don’t knows this, but part of my family are recent immigrants. My mother, Styörn, only came to the states in the 60s. She was born...

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Astros Lose But Still Having a Great Year

The previous five years were horrid. WP: Gott (3 – 2) LP: Harris (5 – 5) SV: Street (40) Submitted by Sphinx Drummond It’s a team game. It’s not about individual accomplishments. On a shitty team that...

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Hard Steppin’

Astros 2 Rangers lots submitted by Neil T Howdy! I guess all ya’ll have been wonderin’ how things have been since I dropped out of the Presidential race. It was a tough decision on my part, and to be...

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Rocket Ships Best The Boats

Mariners unable to torpedo Astros post season hopes. WP: Tony Sipp (3 – 4) LP: Danny Farquhar (1 – 7) SV : Luke Gregerson (31) submitted by Sphinx Drummond BOX Game Zone Sometimes a baseball god needs...

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Messrs Lanceman and Laloush

Astros 21 Diamondbacks 5 submitted by Neil T Handsomely rugged Texas Ranger Captain Berk Lanceman sat in the well-appointed office of the Astros’ Director of Public Relations, Miss Lola Laloush, deep...

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Good Friends, Good Times, and Good Win

Royals 2 Astros 8 W: Collin McHugh, L: Chris Young mlb wrap What an outstanding April 11, 2016 it was!! Getting to visit with friends and talking baseball. I know there are things in life that are...

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DM Archives #1: No Matter

Hi. I am Dark Star (nee strosrays). I used to be a regular contributing member here at OWA, writing series previews, sometimes contributing to game recaps, participating in the message boards …...

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DM Archives #2: Whatever

Friday the 13th? What of it? <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> DARKNESS, DARKNESS So I have this mouth shut-off...

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DM Archives #3: Love Matters

They say every man must need protection They say every man must fall Yet, I swear I see my reflection Some place so high above this wall I see my light come shining From the west unto the east Any day...

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DM Archives #4: Clap For The Wolfman

When the moon is round and full Gonna teach you tricks that’ll blow your mind Mongrel mind It’s that time again. Time for installment number four from the archives, that is.  AA-OOO-WOOOOOOO!!...

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DM Archives #5: Sally Can’t Dance

She was the first girl in the neighborhood To wear tied-dyed pants, like she should She was the first girl that I’ve ever seen That had flowers painted on her jeans Time for another excavation from the...

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Astros v Rangers Series

Monday’s Nightmare Astros 5, Rangers 6 W: Dyson, L: Giles box So, I’m working a flex schedule for the summer and Monday was my first day off. It started out great, I went to the Cynthia Woods Mitchell...

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DM Archives #6: Beach Culture

maggy and milly and molly and may went down to the beach(to play one day) and maggie discovered a shell that sang so sweetly she couldn’t remember her troubles,and milly befriended a stranded star...

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DM Archives #7: Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there. I hope it is a good one for you....

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Astros tore up the Angels

Angels 7, Astros 10 W: Fister, L: Chacin, box score What a fun evening it was at Minute Maid Park on Monday night. The Astros bats found the ball and the ball found spots where the Angels weren’t. I do...

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Taking out the bullpen

Astros 4, Angels 3 box Baseball in America, the game was aired on ESPN along with Roots. Since I was given the option of listening to Ashby or not, I chose not. It was rather like sitting with a lot of...

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DM Archives #8: When That Fog Horn Blows

Looking forward to a long and relaxing Fourth of July weekend coming up. There will be much barbecue cooked and consumed, much loud music listened to, many alcoholic beverages consumed, much revelry...

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