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Mrs. Happy’s Tribe 2 Astros 1 13 innings WP: Crockett (4-0) LP: Deduno (2-6) contributed by Mr. Happy Folks, I apologize profusely for not delivering a series preview (my responsibility) for the...
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The Days Dwindle Down to a Precious Few… Seattle Mariners (81-70) @ Houston Astros (67-85) through Wednesday As the season draws to a close, it seems only fitting that our final homestand should be...
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MarONRs 10 Astros 5 contributed by NeilT I was taken from my home when I was still young, 11 or 12. I had left the women’s house, but I was still a year or two away from receiving the tattoos and...
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Astros 8, Mariners 3 W: McHugh (11-9) L: Iwakuma (14-9) Submitted by Reuben In their final home game of the season, the home club more or less continued what they had done the day before, kicking ass...
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Rangers beat Astros 5-1 WP: Bonilla (3-0) LP: Feldman (8-12) contributed by Sphinx Drummond Yeah the Astros just got swept by the team with the 2nd worst record in the MLB. Even still, the Astros have...
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Astros 3 steM 1 contributed by NeilT You may not remember me, but I have a sausage stand on Miller Way, right outside the stadium. I have this customer, Bud. He’s tall and cadaverous, with joints and...
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Mets 8, Astros 3 W: Colon (15-13) L: Tropeano (1-3) Contributed by Reuben Well, at least the dinged-up old sedan (a Pontiac, or maybe a Dodge, is what I’m picturing) known as the 2014 Astros made it to...
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Houston’s Astros 8 The Canadien’s Provocateurs 4 contributed by NeilT Handsomely rugged Texas Ranger Captain Burk Lanceman sat in the secret headquarters of Texas government located deep beneath the...
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Oakland Athletics @ Houston Astros Series Preview May 18-20 2015 Minute Maid Park at Union Station Houston, Texas, United States of America, North America, Earth, 29.7569° N, 95.3556° W HOUSTON (AP)...
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A’s 2, Astros 1 W: Mujica L: Thatcher S: Clippard mlb recap gamezone Series Preview I’ll admit it, I don’t have the energy to care to write a recap when the Astros lose. I just don’t but I push through...
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Detroit 6 Houston 5 WP Wilson (1-0) LP Sipp (2-1) contributed by Mr. Happy In many ways, this game was emblematic of the type of team the 2015 Astros are. Courtesy of pin-ball machine Scott Feldman...
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Detroit 1Q84 Astros some less submitted by NeilT I’m really excited about the long weekend. I plan to fish tomorrow if it doesn’t rain, and the long weekend at the start of the summer just feels...
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Not the Cubs 6 Astros 3 submitted by Neil T Not the Cubs 6 Astros 3 While I was watching last night’s game, it occurred to me that lately I’ve been doing stuff I haven’t done in years. I figured we...
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Orioles 2, Astros 5 W: Harris, L: Branch, S: Gregerson MLB recap GameZone So, for many summer is here. The showers of May seem to be evaporating as quickly as it fell and kids are at night baseball...
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Astros rookie starter picks up second win and first complete game WP: McCullers (2 – 0) LP: Gonzalez (5 – 4) submitted by Sphinx Drummond BOX Gamezone Backed-up by three solo home runs Lance McCullers...
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Invaders 6 Patriots 2, but the Patriots win submitted by Neil T. “No! No! I say it again, No! Jean Jacques!” Senator Ted Cruz, the Canadian, screamed at his chief of staff. “This is not right! Jade...
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Astros 1, Chi Sox 3 W: Sale, L: McMullers, S: Robertson GameZone MLB recap Well, the anticipated start for Mr. Carlos Correa was nice. He got an RBI single and made some spectacular plays in the field....
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Astros 10 King Felix 1/3 Gee but it’s great to be back home Home is where I want to be. I’ve been on the road so long my friend, And if you came along I know you couldn’t disagree. It’s the same old...
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Rockies 3, Astros 6 W: Keuchel, L: Bettis, S: Gregerson MLB recap Game Zone There are parts of this team that I may not appreciate as much as some, but there are some parts that I adore. Right now, one...
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Astros have won four games in a row and now have a 7 – 1 inter-league record. WP: Brett Oberholtzer (2 – 1) LP: Kyle Kendrick (2 – 9) Gamezone BOX submitted by Sphinx Drummond It did not take long for...
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